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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Pet Peeves from women 101 (men pay attention)

You know this blog is dedicated to the "unintentional ignorant man". I am going to give you guys the benefit of the doubt that you don't know a lot of shit when it comes to women, so let me school you to a few things.


1. If you like going out and being away just remember SO DO WE!!!!

You men really kill me when you all want to go out we are suppose to accept it and say have fun, but when it is time for us to go out then we get resistance?? Ummm going to WORK is not the same as going out!

2. Quit talking about your "crazy" ex or your "crazy" baby mama

    Bashing your ex on a constant basis just makes you look bad, because if she was so damn crazy why were you fucking with her to begin with?? And don't say the usual "good sex" thing, because it makes you look all the more stupid for fucking her!

3. If you don't like shit near your asshole NEITHER DO WE!

Quit assuming that since we are women that we want shit in our poop shoot! EXIT ONLY

4. Quite making it seem like only white girls will give head and swallow

Maybe you niggas need to ask yourselves WHY WON'T SHE GO DOWN ON ME? Hmmmm could it be because your dick is not very appealing looking?? And as far as swallowing ummmm some of ya'll spunk tastes like junk and your lucky to even be allowed the privilege to let that toxic poison off in a mother fuckers mouth!

5. Quit frowning your face up when a bitch says she has 2 or more kids

   Most of you men have kids scattered across America, and have some nerve frownning your nose up to anyone

6. If you are really done arguing then WALK AWAY!!!

    There is nothing I hate more than a motherfucker who says "oh i don't want to argue" but then turns right around and says some slick ass
     shit that they know is going to get a reaction out of you. If you really don't want to argue then SHUT THE FUCK UP and LEAVE.

7. If you are going to cheat at least let it be with a bitch better than the one you are currently with

    You men are the worst when it comes to cheating already, but if you do decide to fuck around then let it be with a bitch so bad that your 
    current girlfriend can't say shit but DAMN. When you cheat with a ratchet bitch, oh yeah you won't hear the end of it.

8. Your mama is just that your MAMA

    I love and respect men who really love their mother, but if you are in a serious relationship and you and your significant other are arguinG
    don't go run and tell mommy, that is some hoe ass shit right there!

The most improtant rule of them all, GIVE THE SAME RESPECT THAT YOU WANT! If you don't want a bitch to go through your phone then stay the fuck out of theirs! Same with facebook, yahoo, myspace. If you don't want your girl all in your business then stay the FUCK out of HERS!!!


Well that is all I can think of for now, feel free to comment or request me to blog about a certain subject. I holds my tounge for NO ONE!www.facebook.com  

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